{"id":1113,"date":"2015-04-01T11:26:42","date_gmt":"2015-04-01T18:26:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/salesfolk.com\/?p=1113"},"modified":"2015-10-07T20:08:59","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T03:08:59","slug":"how-to-write-worst-cold-email-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/salesfolk.com\/blog\/how-to-write-worst-cold-email-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Write the WORST cold email ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are you tired of writing great cold emails that get responses?<\/p>\n<p>Would you like to get less qualified leads than you could ever imagine?<\/p>\n<p>Or do you just want to start getting that infamous reputation of a spammer, and maybe even tarnish your brand with extremely crappy cold emails?<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve come to the right place then!<\/p>\n<p>This is the guide that can help you write the WORST cold email ever!<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.slideshare.net\/slideshow\/embed_code\/46549827\" width=\"476\" height=\"400\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h2>APRIL FOOLS!<\/h2>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/salesfolk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/cat-sheep-goat.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-1114\" src=\"https:\/\/salesfolk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/cat-sheep-goat.jpeg\" alt=\"worst cold email ever\" width=\"475\" height=\"486\" srcset=\"https:\/\/salesfolk.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/cat-sheep-goat.jpeg 625w, https:\/\/salesfolk.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/cat-sheep-goat-292x300.jpeg 292w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 475px) 100vw, 475px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon-text sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-twitter-1113\" class=\"share-twitter sd-button share-icon\" href=\"https:\/\/salesfolk.com\/blog\/how-to-write-worst-cold-email-ever\/?share=twitter\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Twitter\"><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-linkedin\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-linkedin-1113\" class=\"share-linkedin sd-button share-icon\" href=\"https:\/\/salesfolk.com\/blog\/how-to-write-worst-cold-email-ever\/?share=linkedin\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on LinkedIn\"><span>LinkedIn<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-1113\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon\" href=\"https:\/\/salesfolk.com\/blog\/how-to-write-worst-cold-email-ever\/?share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\"><span>Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-reddit\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-reddit sd-button share-icon\" href=\"https:\/\/salesfolk.com\/blog\/how-to-write-worst-cold-email-ever\/?share=reddit\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Reddit\"><span>Reddit<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-pocket\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-pocket sd-button share-icon\" href=\"https:\/\/salesfolk.com\/blog\/how-to-write-worst-cold-email-ever\/?share=pocket\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Pocket\"><span>Pocket<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-tumblr sd-button share-icon\" href=\"https:\/\/salesfolk.com\/blog\/how-to-write-worst-cold-email-ever\/?share=tumblr\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Tumblr\"><span>Tumblr<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button share-icon\" href=\"https:\/\/salesfolk.com\/blog\/how-to-write-worst-cold-email-ever\/?share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email this to a friend\"><span>Email<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you tired of writing great cold emails that get responses? 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